The vision/mission is three-fold, really.
We SUPPORT the general and overall use of pants that are yellow in color and tight(ish) in nature.
We EDUCATE the public, revealing the closed minded stereotypes and myths that are associated with yellow pants-wearing for what they are; ie, that you will get mocked, cast out of public places, or even accused of being a teletubby for wearing them.
And lastly, we PROMOTE yellow pants by looking extremely cool while wearing them, getting a picture taken, and posting it on a blog.
The by-laws are simply to wear a pair of yellow pants. Not all the time, but especially on high holy days and the first day of every month that has thirty-one days.
well, under our mission/vision section, you can read: “We SUPPORT the general and overall use of pants that are yellow in color and tight(ish) in nature.”
Ahoy Skipper! This post has a total of four words in it. FOUR. and only five if you include the title. I think that, considering how few words there were for you to read (or skip), then you can handle reading the comments, too.
haha but, it’s pretty hilarious for everyone else.
and to reply to your comment(s), yes, I think we can stick to yellow in the um, YELLOW pants club.
the clear pants club will be reserved for church. naturally.
While I have nothing against the yellow pants club, per se (and I have seen YOUR yellow pants, Jess, so I can attest that they are, in fact, yellow), I have to say this photo does not do your club justice because both pairs of pants actually look more tan than yellow…at least, from where I am sitting.
You are next on the list for receiving a pair of yellow pants from me. Promise. The only reason Shane shimmied his way in there before you is because those yellow pants happen to be for men. They wouldn’t fit you, my dear:(
You two are quite the pair in your yellow pants!
Steph
I can’t say I disagree, Steph!
Charter members? What are the vision, the mission, the by-laws of this club>
The vision/mission is three-fold, really.
We SUPPORT the general and overall use of pants that are yellow in color and tight(ish) in nature.
We EDUCATE the public, revealing the closed minded stereotypes and myths that are associated with yellow pants-wearing for what they are; ie, that you will get mocked, cast out of public places, or even accused of being a teletubby for wearing them.
And lastly, we PROMOTE yellow pants by looking extremely cool while wearing them, getting a picture taken, and posting it on a blog.
The by-laws are simply to wear a pair of yellow pants. Not all the time, but especially on high holy days and the first day of every month that has thirty-one days.
I’m a fan.
I’ve always said you were brilliant.
diner club dress code??
it might just be that, too:)
I think from the looks of it the by-laws need to be amended to include the unwritten rule that the yellow pants be skin tight.
well, under our mission/vision section, you can read: “We SUPPORT the general and overall use of pants that are yellow in color and tight(ish) in nature.”
tight (ish).
is that not clear?
Let’s stick to yellow INSTEAD of ‘clear’!
nothing tightish about them!
And now you’re asking the Skipper to not just read every word of the post but the comments too!?
Ahoy Skipper! This post has a total of four words in it. FOUR. and only five if you include the title. I think that, considering how few words there were for you to read (or skip), then you can handle reading the comments, too.
and okay, my pants are TIGHT. Shane’s are tight-ish.
Ahoy, Skipper! I am so glad to see you refer to yourself as such.
Let’s stick to yellow INSTEAD of ‘clear’!
and now i feel brilliant. double comment….
it sucks when you try to be a smart alec and end up just looking dumb.
haha but, it’s pretty hilarious for everyone else.
and to reply to your comment(s), yes, I think we can stick to yellow in the um, YELLOW pants club.
the clear pants club will be reserved for church. naturally.
Hey I have an idea!
Let’s stick to yellow INSTEAD of ‘clear’!
While I have nothing against the yellow pants club, per se (and I have seen YOUR yellow pants, Jess, so I can attest that they are, in fact, yellow), I have to say this photo does not do your club justice because both pairs of pants actually look more tan than yellow…at least, from where I am sitting.
let me attest to the fact that they are definitely both yellow. perhaps this photo does not do them justice…
love it.
you can join the club, too, Sarah!
Obviously the yellow pants club does NOT include yellow dresses; I get it now.
aw, mom–whatever happened to that yellow dress? and it’s just that I already had the exact same dress in blue, is all…:(
YES I’M JEALOUS!!!!!!
You mock me.
NO LURCHKIN!!!!!!!!
and sorry, lurch.
I really really am.
You are next on the list for receiving a pair of yellow pants from me. Promise. The only reason Shane shimmied his way in there before you is because those yellow pants happen to be for men. They wouldn’t fit you, my dear:(