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when i accidently said the wrong thing

Posted By on December 26, 2009 in Funny Stuff, Loved Ones | 9 comments

My mom got my pop a personal massager from Brookstone this year.

An expensive personal massager.

We all know this because she opted for the regular receipt instead of the normal gift receipt that most people get around this time. In fact, when the lady at the register asked her if she did want a gift receipt, my mom quickly responded with, Oh no. I want him to know how much I spent. Which both my sister and I thought was quite funny.

But the massager.

That’s what it is. And nothing else. And it’s certainly not a vibrator. Certainly. Not. Even though I might have referred to it as that when I was asking him how he liked it; I might have said, how do you like your new vibrator? just like that. Like I was asking him how he liked the flavor of this particular kind of butter we were now using.

Of course when everyone started cracking up laughing, I realized my faux pas.

Because, to be clear, my mom got my pop a massager.

9 Comments

  1. peaj December 26, 2009

    Ha ha!

    I can totally see your family not letting you escape with that one. It wouldn’t be the Latshaw way. Poor thing.

  2. John C. December 26, 2009

    That is priceless!!!

  3. J.R. December 26, 2009

    LOL!!!!!!

  4. Mandy December 26, 2009

    Hahahahahaha. Fantastic.

  5. jessica December 26, 2009

    Think before you talk. I KNOW:)

    • Mandy December 27, 2009

      I do lots of things before thinking. Like talking, yes. Or hair-coloring.

  6. mer December 27, 2009

    JESSICA! Did you learn nothing from the time we went to Kmart and I asked that kid if they sold personal massagers and he got all red and awkward and said,”uh, we don’t sell that kind of stuff here”. HA.

    • jessica December 27, 2009

      I know, Merry–I thought about that too in relation to this–SO FUNNY!!!

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